ARE YOU A DICKDEAD?
ARE YOU SHOWING SYMPTOMS OF BEING A DICKHEAD?
IF YOU ARE AGGRESSIVE, VIOLENT, DESTRUCTIVE,
DISCRIMNATORY OR NOT INCLUSIVE OF ALL TYPES OF PEOPLE
YOU MAY BE AN UNDIAGNOSED DICKHEAD.
IF YOU ARE A DICKHEAD, HEYDAY ISN’T THE VENUE FOR YOU.
IF YOU HAVE A MATE THAT IS A DICKHEAD,
PULL THEM UP ON IT OR LEAVE THEM AT HOME.
DICKHEAD BEHAVIOUR WILL NOT BE ADMIRED,
APPRECIATED OR TOLERATED AT HEYDAY.
PLEASE REPORT DICKHEADS TO STAFF.
DICKHEADS WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE.
